Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Ryan: the walking ATM machine

19 September - 4 October


As soon as you come into Nepal, as well as in everything you read about the place, you are told to get out of Kathmandu as soon as you can and make your way to Pokhara.  As a city that is built around the central, holy Phewa lake, engulfed by forest, and on a clear day you can see the mountain ranges, it sounds like an fantastic place to spend some time - on paper.

However, as the second largest city in Nepal, and the last major one before all the Annapurna (and therefore the most popular) treks begin, the city suffers from all the pitfalls of western, commercial tourism.  Its soul has been paved over by travel agents and continental cafes.  Your walks down its streets are a series of harassments by the plethora of touts, trying to invite you into their restaurant, sell you a hike into the mountains or a paragliding trip over the lake, or to have a look at the various souvenirs they have on display.  

With the throngs of tourists that come into the city, you are not welcomed as a guest, but simply as a walking ATM machine, and everything is set up to try and extract as much money from you as possible.  Now, sure this is the case with all tourist hotspots, and people need to eat, but it was something here about their approach and set up that just made it seem so in your face and blatant.

Do not get me wrong, there are parts of Pokhara that are beautiful, although there is nothing particularly 'Nepali' about it.  The main street of Pokhara would not be out of place in any tourist-clogged city in India or south-east Asia, and maybe that was the disappointing part.  It had become so commercial and western that it had forgotten why it was such a sought-after destination in the first place (I mean there is a huge frikking lake, in the middle of the frikking city, surrounded by mountains).

People here are also hiking obsessed, with most travelers coming to the city for a few days under the sole guise of gearing up and moving into the mountains, or coming back and de-stressing after days / weeks there.  All conversations therefore inevitably centre around where you are trekking / what trek have you done / how was your trek / which is the best trek to do.

With time on my side, I spent two weeks in Pokhara and after a few days the hum drum and eat, sleep repeat nature of all of this, I fear it tainted my memories of the place.

So what is nice about Pokhara?  Nothing!  Just joking 😊, but not really.

Firstly, the lake is quite nice and taking a boat out to watch the sunset, or just to paddle about and enjoy a few hours alone or relaxing is a sure recommendation.  There is a hike (or you can take a cab or bus) up a hill, through a forest, to a Pagoda built by the Japanese that overlooks the city.  It is not ancient or particularly ornate, but does offer some great views and a giant buddha statue.

Walking down to Phewa Lake

Phewa Lake at sunset

Happiness :)

Staying in one place for such an extended time does give you the opportunity to settle down for a bit, and therefore I had the opportunity to take up a gym membership for a little while.

A really nice gym actually. Try it next time you are here
Something that you likely won’t find on the to-do lists of Pokhara, but it was nice to get some exercise and take up a familiar hobby.  What is scary (although not surprising after not gymming for 6 months) is how sore I was, everywhere.  I thought I may still have a little fitness and strength from walking around all day and lugging a heavy backpack around, but I was simply fooling my (fat) self.    

Beginning our walk up to the
Japanese Peace Pagoda,
Pokhara

Outside of the city,
the beauty of Pokhara unveils herself in its villages

The Japanese Peace Pagoda, up a hill,
overlooking Pokhara

Views from the top.  On a clear day, the Annapurna mountains
can be seen where the clouds are

Pokhara from the Japanese Peace Pagoda

Nepal also apparently has an extensive cave system, and visiting the Mahendra and bat caves (although there were not really many bats in either) was nice to do.  Every cave you visit has a temple, or idol, and probably a holy man who spends their entire day there.  

Entrance to Mahendra cave 
Inside Mahendra cave

Inside the Bat Cave,
these locals convinced me to climb through that hole,
to reach the exit 

Can you see the clear exit?

I also met some fellow travelers one day who knew of a waterfall, and was delighted to spend some time there, and surprisingly one of the better places to see and relax out in, in Pokhara, and also remains undiscovered and undisturbed by the masses (thank goodness not many people read this ðŸ˜Š).

Maybe people avoid the waterfalls,
because you have to walk down (and then up again) these

But they are beautiful

This is the only picture I have,
because the person who took the rest on their camera,
never game them to me.
I can imagine because they were really good,
so I don't blame him for keeping the only copies
to blow up and hang on his wall

A massive hanging bridge - people actually walk across

Sunset

Undoubtedly, the highlight of my time there, yes even more than joining a gym, was my first paragliding flight over the city.  And with a crazy French pilot, who had been living in Pokhara for 20 years.  What makes him a crazy French pilot?  Well, he is French, and after about 10 minutes of flying, he gave me the handles (or whatever you call them – see not a good idea) and I was steering and flying this thing.  Scary, but exhilarating, and with some awesome views – it was a really good way to end of my time there.  The ride was not complete through until he took back the controls and did some flips and sharp turns that flipped and sharp turned my stomach inside out.

Nervous jokes before jumping off a mountain with a man
I have not known for very long

Full trust

So chilled

Oh what, you want me to fly.  This seems against regulations.
Ok, I'll just take these ropey things and do what?

Ultimately, not the worst place to spend one’s time, but really it is a stopover for those coming and going to Annapurna and if you stick to that, you may come away with an experience more aligned to the (real) travel blogs and website reviews.  For me, it was another reminder how a beautiful place was ruined for the sake of commercialism and tourism - a battle I have been struggling with my whole travel – the benefits of tourism for the community, but the simultaneous impact of it on it (#endingonadeepnote).

Something I found really tough to reconcile, as I munched on my cinnamon roll, in the German bakery, listening to Bob Marley, in the heart of Nepal. 

The food was pretty good though - the staple:
Dal Bhaat (rice and curries)

Taking advantage of the touristy-ness with some Nachos

Some epic watermelon carving skills on display,
during a street festival


Thursday, January 9, 2020

Rooftop yoga and fake pap


5 September - 18 September


Nepal is a mini India.  In culture, as well as in look and feel, Kathmandu could easily be mistaken for a city in India’s northern centre, and Pokhara as one of its hill stations.  They are so similar in fact that, almost disappointingly, one can arrive in these cities and understand the local set-up, rules, customs, tricks of the touts, scams of the tuk tuk drivers, so much so that it almost becomes boring to travel there (not quite though, I'm not complaining, although it does seem that I am complaining).

So my highlight of my trip to Nepal undoubtedly was my volunteering experience in a rural village in the centre of Nepal. 

The village was so remote that Google maps was unable to find it.  People in Kathmandu had never heard about it, and even some people in Gorkha, the closest main city to the village, had no idea where it was.

This made it perfect, as in Nepal it is only when one veers (heavily) off the tourist course, can one experience Nepali culture and customs, and the life and daily routines of its inhabitants.  Free from the all too familiar sights of everything 'Nepali' having been muddied by western influence and misshapen to bend towards tourists' needs, and by consequence altered only to extract as many rupees as possible from each foreigner.

Preaching aside, in true style for this part of the world, even getting to the village was an adventure in itself.  A bus from Kathmandu to the main city of Gorkha was the easy part.  After, I needed to take a local bus to a village called Kuwapanidara.  It was here when things started to get interesting.

As Google was no help, and the directions I had received from my volunteer host only said, “Get the bus to stop at Kuwapanidara”, I constantly had to lean over the lady sitting on the same seat as me, holding her cardboard box with a rooster inside, to speak over the 5 or 6 bags of seeds (well I think that is what was inside them) that had been piled up on the corridor floor, and the sounds of the day-old chicks in a box at the back of the bus, to check with the conductor on the bus how close I was to my destination.

Small delay, and chance to stretch our legs,
while the bulldozer cleared a recent landslide

After 3 hours of windy, bumpy dirt roads (and a small delay while a construction vehicle cleared the road from a recent landslide – no biggy), the bus stopped as much as one could describe “in the middle of nowhere” as possible.


The clearly-marked bus stop for
Kuwapanidhara

There was no sign, no indication that I had reached a village (some houses?  Shops? I dunno, a big bell?).  But, as the conductor motioned to me that this was my destination, I got off.  There were however two people sitting on the embankment across the road, who stood up as I got off.  Although I did not know them, they knew who I was – seemingly because they could safely assume the only white guy jumping off this bus with a backpack had to be the new, green volunteer - and welcomed me to Kuwapanidhara.

I learned that I however was not quite at my destination, and was encouraged to hydrate myself from the local stream, as I was told we had a short walk up to the house.  20 minutes walking up a steep hill later, I reached my new home for the next two weeks, quite exhausted from the combination of a long day's travel and bonus little climb.  It took me a few days to work out the bearings of the place, but basically my village was called Potiswara, but as no bus comes there, so I was dropped at Kuwapanidhara. 

On arrival, I met a Danish volunteer who had arrived – also from Kathmandu – but from a completely different direction.  He had received directions from a different person and had an even more eventful journey than me, catching the last few hours from another town to Potiswara in the back of an overpacked workers lorry.  And at over 6ft, his knees had the bumps and scratches to prove how cramped and squished against the side of the lorry he was.

Fully orientated, I quickly fell into a solid routine – or as much of one as one could hope to by village life standards.  Life is busy, and people work hard, but somehow there is always enough time to relax and explore.

Days began with sunrise on top of the roof of the local school.  Most mornings, I am quite proud to say, I woke up and got to the roof of the school, about a minute’s walk from our house, and greeted the day with some yoga (or at least my version of it - really just an old man trying to avoid more aches and pains), exercise and meditation. 

Sunrise from the local school roof,
Potiswara


Me and the sun both stretching out, getting
ready for a new day

Breakfast was made by the mother of the house (who, with the father, woke up way earlier than me, and had already done about an hours work or tasks before I ventured out at what I thought was a very respectful time), and served around 8am.  Cooked on a little wood fire, in a shack, one would not expect much, but thanks to local knowledge and food picked directly from the ground, we ate well.  Breakfast though is always very small, and almost a snack.

Some of the finest food came out of this kitchen

Breakfast is simple and small in the villages,
generally some roti and lemongrass
Sometimes we got millet pancakes -
don't judge a book by its cover -
it was good
(see what I did there)

But this was by far our favourite
#popcornbrekkiesisathing

Work started about 9, or 10, depending on when our host came to pick us up (sometimes even 11 or 12).  Though, when work started, we worked.  There was land to clear and flatten to make a fireplace and build a new house for volunteers, and seedlings to transplant into bigger beds.  We had plant beds to form, ground to clear for trees, and holes to dig (also for trees), as well as some other tasks here and there.



Clearing land for...
This!!!



Transplanting mustard leaves from their nursery
to the big, wide world 


Me and my volunteer friend, with our host,
making beds for coriander and radish,
Potiswara, Nepal 
Clearing the mountainside for tree.
I know - who would give this muppet sharp tools - I know


Lunch was at 12 and this is a big meal, and the locals’ biggest meal of the day.  Traditionally, Nepali people have a tea and a snack at breakfast, and massive lunch, another tea later in the day, and a very large, late dinner.  After our small breakfast and a few hours of manual labour, we also ate heartily.


Dhiro - fake pap
Not too far away - though needs waay
more saus

Meals meant a big helping of either rice or dhiro (ground up corn, very similar to pap, but with millet added to give it a brown texture) and a mixture of local veggies.  They would include meat (chicken, or goat or buffalo) in their meals and the Danish volunteers’, but not in my vegetarian version.  I did not mind one bit though (and sometimes my friend wished he said he was vegetarian too), as nothing of the animal is wasted, and therefore all fair game when coming to what to cook.


When life gives you lemons,
(i.e. a leopard - YES, a frikking leopard!! - attacks your goat),
well you make... lemonade

Lemonade :)
Freshly cut and cooked goat.
A delicacy, yes - but was quite happy to have the non-vegeterian
volunteer have all the honour on this one

The rest of the day was ours to relax, nap, sometimes shower or wash clothes, or explore the surrounding villages.  We had arrived well into monsoon season, so it rained a lot, but drinking water come down the hill via a series of pipe connections, the politics of which were quite complicated and by the time I had left, I had still not fully understood.  So there was water, generally once or twice a day, but at indeterminable times.  When it did arrive, we refilled our water bottles, and the water containers for the house, which is used for cooking and drinking.  If this coincided with break time, and we weren’t lazy (village life has a very laize faire attitude towards washing) a shower or clothes wash was undertaken.

We had a short afternoon session, from 4pm-6pm and then the rest of the evening was chill time.  Either preparing for dinner, or relaxing.  Sometimes partaking in some local, homemade roxy (spirit distilled from millet).  With not much else to do in the village after dinner, we mostly had early nights, which enabled the early mornings. 


The whole team preparing thentuk (noodle soup).
My favourite...nom nom

Happy birthday to me
Celebrating 32 with some local brew

Though whenever we went to sleep, the parents of the house, always still could be heard doing some work for an hour or two more – either grinding seeds or spices on the grindstone or harvesting corn from the cobs – that they use for drying and making our favourite popcorn breakfasts.  It was incredible being able to experience life so foreign from my own, and how hard daily life can be.  It was also worth remembering that Nepal had been through a devastating earthquake just 5 years previously, where many people died, whole villages were wiped out by avalanches or landslides, and houses were destroyed.

Our hosts’ house had been destroyed and they had built the one we were living in themselves.  Many people had lost houses and were rebuilding, or had already rebuilt.  Luckily, it seemed that there was not any loss of life here.  Despite all this, and the daily struggles of eeking out a living, people seemed so happy.  So content.  We were welcomed with such love and openness it was hard to comprehend.  People who have so little materially, share so liberally.  Those who appear so old and frail, work so hard, and are far stronger, determined, and have stronger constitutions than two comfortable westerners 30-40 years their junior.  They taught us so much, even though they couldn’t speak a word of English.

It was these experiences that profoundly alter your outlook on the world and its inhabitants, on your own environment and views – easy conclusions to reach while watching the sun set over the school roof in the middle of Nepal.

Whatever we could do, the locals did better



Just another day on the grind
(ok that's the last one)



Saturday, January 4, 2020

Kathmandu 2


31 August - 4 September (still)

Tourist sights completed, I would have left Kathmandu earlier, but I had some administrative hurdles to overcome, which are only possible to undertake in the capital city.

The first was to extend my visa.  At the border, you need to select from one of three time durations for a visa: 15 days, 30 days, or 90.  I needed 45.  From what I had researched on the internet, 30 days cost $50, and 90 days cost $125.  So I, smartly, concluded that I would take a 30 day visa at the border and extend for a further 15 (which cost $30) in Kathmandu - saving this genius some cash money in the process.  The internet seemed to confirm this was possible, so off I went to the visa centre. 

As far as visa centres go, this one was quite nice actually.  There was wifi, which you could use freely as you waited, and no forms – everything was completed at a digital kiosk.  The inevitable hurdle however came at payment.  I was expecting, as above, to pay $30 for an extra 15 days, but the cashier asked for $45.  I could not understand why, but they were leaving no room for argument, and with little choice, I paid up, feeling somewhat taken advantage of.

Feeling a little discouraged because my genius had been foiled, I was nevertheless full of energy (energy I would need in bucket loads - which is how energy is stored) for administrative hurdle number two.

The next problem I had to deal with was that my South African sim card was not working.  It had not been working for some time, and I had finally enquired with MTN (my netwrok service provider in South Africa) as to what the problem was.  The problem (besides simply that I had to deal with MTN customer "service") was that the sim card had been inactive for 90 days, and as a result, the sim card was deactivated.

No problem, I thought.  Seems reasonable.  So I emailed MTN that I was overseas (note – overseas – this is important to the rest of the story and something that baffled all MTN morons I had to deal with.  Anger much?  Just wait.) to reactivate it.  Easy as pie.  The reply I received was that the sim card was reactivated, and that all I needed to do was RICA my sim card. 

For the non-South Africans – RICA was introduced as a way to combat fraud or terrorism or the tooth fairy or something.  Basically, every sim card needs to be registered, against a person’s identification document, which is normally done at the store when purchasing the sim card.  Remember though, as I am sure you have not forgotten, I was unable to go to a store.  Why?  Exactly :).

Still with patience to spare, I figured the lovely consultant at the MTN call centre may have just overlooked the fact that I was OVERSEAS, so I replied with a friendly reminder that as I was OVERSEAS I could not RICA the sim, and needed another option.

The reply was simple – go into any store in South Africa and RICA your sim (Ahhhhhhh, idiots).

Further, they added a little sweetener.  They explained if I do not do this within 90 days of the sim being activated, the sim will once again be deactivated, but this time, this will be permanent and the number will be recycled to be used by a new customer.

This was unacceptable, and shifted my calm, relaxed demeanour to anger and urgency, as this is the number I have had all my life.  All my accounts / subscriptions etc., are tied to this number.  All my contacts use this number.  But most importantly, my banking is tied to this number, and I would not be able to transact if it changed.

After some to-ing and fro-ing with the geniuses at the contact centre over email, and getting nowhere, like any millennial, I took to social media to get an answer from MTN.  The social media responders at MTN are absolute retards (note increasing anger levels ðŸ˜Š), so by the time I demanded to speak to a manager, I was but just a few steps adrift from polite and whimsical.  However, this person was able to assist, and told me all I needed to do was get a signed affidavit giving authority to a family member in SA to RICA my sim on my behalf. 

Some insight into my conversations with MTN 

Geniuses


In South Africa, getting an affidavit just requires stopping into any police station, who will stamp your written declaration.  However, two police stations later in Nepal and I was no closer to having my precious stamped paper.  Out of desperation I searched for the South African consulate, which astonishingly, I found that there is one in Kathamandu.  So I headed out to it.  

I walked past the building twice, because the consulate is housed in a steel company’s office.  Strange?  I know.  The only thing that got me, was a small South African coat of arms on the wall.  When I went up to the ‘consulate’ I was greeted by a very helpful man – who I later found out was a salesman for the steel company – as well as the South African contact in Nepal – very talented man. 

The South African Consultate in Nepal.
Any recognisable features?


How about now?

He said he would be glad to stamp my affifavit, but had to check with his superiors if he was authorised to.  I understood, as the only thing tying this Nepali man to South Africa were two (very nice, albeit) South African flags on his desk.

Unfortunately, the embassy came back to state that he was not authorised to do so, and I had to find a public notary. 

With my time in Kathmandu finished, and volunteering in a remote village set to commence, I figured I would have a few days in my next big city, after my volunteering was completed to sort this out, but resigned to leave this to future Ryan to figure out.